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Joke of the Day

"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""

"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."

"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"

"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""

"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""

"My friend Eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... He's constipated"

"Did you hear about the blind woman in a gangbang? She didn't know what came over her."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!"