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Joke of the Day
"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""
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"What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around? The Drummer"
"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""
"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."
"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"
"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"
"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."
"Him: Are you perioding? Me: Are you deathwishing?"
"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."
"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"