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Joke of the Day

"What did the physicist have for lunch? Fission chips."

"Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient."

"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."

"So excited that The Weather Channel picked up ""Weather"" for another season!!"

"Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget"

"I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls."

"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"

"I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds. It was a race against the cock."

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing? The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race."

"Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store"