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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
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"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."
"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."
"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"
"How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!"
"Sometimes it's fun to randomly shout, ""Hey, asshole!"" in a crowd, just to see who turns around."
"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"
"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."
"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."