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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
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"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."
"What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old? doesn't matter... must not look down.."
"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."
"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."
"TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!"
"What's Trump's least favourite vegetable? Cillary!"
"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"
"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."
"Gay dudes are fucking assholes! Straight dudes are fucking vaginas."