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Joke of the Day

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so very few mice know how to dance..."

"My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently... Now he's a lamputee"

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"I went to see an inflatable marching band I was excited at first, but when I got there they turned out to be pretty flat...."

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Wouldn't that make frowning an exercise? You lazy bastards."

"I'm scared that the mob is looking for me I've been getting a lot of emails from Don Otreply about bill payments."

"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."

"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."