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Joke of the Day
"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."
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"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."
"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."
"I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. She keeps screaming some other guy's name when we have sex. Let's just hope I never come across this guy ""rape"" in a dark alley."
"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."
"Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran."
"Hey guurl. ""Hey there."" Feeling lonely tonight? ""I have a boyfriend."" Why are you talking to me then? ""You haven't taken my order yet."""
"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"
"I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8 Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad?"
"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."