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Joke of the Day
"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."
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"I gave love a bad name. I called it Harold."
"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""
"My Executive Director said to me ""Well aren't you an eager beaver"" I was like ""Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"""
"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"
"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."
"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"
"I started dating this girl online who says she's from Turkey but I'm starting to doubt her. It was definitely Instant-bull."
"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""