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Joke of the Day

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"Can a ninja kill someone from a distance? Shuriken!"

"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."

"Are you okay? You seem stupid."

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."

"My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."

"Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros."

"I do have a swimmers body, he's been in my trunk for days"

"Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with me again She can't afford new pair of batteries"