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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

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"never trust an atom they make up everything"
"How do you starve a Socialist? You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!"
"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."
"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."
"Me: My stomach hurts. WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something."
"Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique."
"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""
"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""
"Autistic guy didn't get paid for a whole year while working at Applebee's. Life is hard for stauving autists."