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Joke of the Day

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Wouldn't that make frowning an exercise? You lazy bastards."

"Jokes What do you call a Mexican in a car"

"Happy World Alzheimer's Day! Or was it yesterday??"

"Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it."

"Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide. If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020."

"What gets bigger everytime I see my wife. My wife."

"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."

"Why is the new Star Wars film called Rogue One? Because it's a rogue film - a Star Wars prequel that won't be complete shit."

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."

"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""