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Joke of the Day
"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."
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"""I tell you, this car runs like a dream!"" I change gears and the gearstick turns into a swan. I turn on the wipers & it rains on the inside."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"
"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."
"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"
"If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins."
"Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aarrrh."
"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"