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Joke of the Day
"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."
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"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"
"i look at my phone's 100% battery icon with the same fondness as proud parents watching their children bounce out of bed yelling ""pancakes!"""
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."
"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""
"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"
"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."
"Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins? Because to them it's boring."
"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."