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Joke of the Day
"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"
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"What insect is the Wood Ant related to? The Should Ant and the Could Ant."
"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"
"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."
"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."
"New drugs? Look them up on trip advisor!!"
"Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know."
"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."