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Joke of the Day

"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."

"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"

"Another 69 joke So I asked my gf if she wanted to 69. She rolled her eyes and said sure as long as we can 77 after cause I'll probably finish too fast and she'll still need to be ate more."

"Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you."

"The problem with protests... Is that once things start to get lit, the cops show up and ruin it."

"""Now, tell me I'm pretty"" -me as a hypnotist"

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"

"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"

"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."