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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"
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"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."
"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."
"What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common? They're all girls on fire."
"Reddit is like Porn...... No matter what weird shit you are into there is a category for it."
"MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION"
"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"
"My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship."
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Having trouble with your iPhone saying ""No Service""? Just put your shirt and shoes back on."