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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aarrrh."

"Do you know about Bassist heaven? I've never heard of it"

"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."

"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."

"""THIS SUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!""-what i just screamed in subway as i spit black olives all over a 7 year old."

"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?"

"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"