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Joke of the Day

"I was shocked to find out that the woman I love was a one-night-stand type of girl. So I went to the furniture store and got her another one."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."

"Jokes that nerds tell I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time. Got any more"

"A man walks into a bar... He asks the barman ""do you serve women here?"" The barman replies ""no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."""

"If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand."

"What is a... ...pain in the ass to do with a woman? Anything What is a pain in the ass to do without a woman? Sex"

"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""

"What did the cat say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana? Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk."

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... he puts three nails on the counter and says, ""Hey, can you put me up for the night?"""

"here's a business idea: a bed that is bigger than the biggest size bed we have currently"