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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... He asks the barman ""do you serve women here?"" The barman replies ""no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."""

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"

"Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?"

"Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."

"This guy named Bill keeps sending me letters Says I owe him money or something"

"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."

"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"

"Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers... her soul"