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Joke of the Day

"What did the cat say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana? Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk."

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"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."
"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."
"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."
"I was just hit on by a 13 year old, I blame you MTV. Girls should be sugar & spice and everything NICE! Not orange and pregnant."
"People say I'm too condescending. (That means I talk down to them)"
"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."
"Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons? He brew up."
"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."
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