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Joke of the Day
"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""
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"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""
"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping."
"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."
"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."
"(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly"
"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."