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Joke of the Day

"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"You had a flat tire on the highway? What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over"

"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"

"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."

"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant."

"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."