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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"

"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."

"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"

"What's a communist's favourite beverage? Leninade"

"When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking ""Wow, this guy must really love to shit!"""

"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."

"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."

"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"