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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."

"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"

"OMG! It's colder than a pimps heart out here!"

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."

"I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures."

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."

"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"

"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."

"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."