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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."

"Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word ""girl"" with ""gerbil""."

"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work"

"The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis."

"Everyone is wondering if Biden will jump into the 2016 race He's just Biden his time."

"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"What do you get the girl who has everything? Penicillin."