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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant."
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"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"What did the Chinese man in an unhappy marriage say when he found out his wife faked her death? ""I never bereaved her anyways."""
"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."
"Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro."
"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."
"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"
"I asked a French person why us Americans piss them off so much I couldn't really understand what he said but I'm pretty sure it was ""Blah blah blah, I'm French, I'm better than everyone."""
"Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl"
"I'd completely forgotten I had a boomerang It just came back to me."