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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"

"I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states."

"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"

"Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever."

"I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts ""Allahu Akbar"" when plugging it in."

"What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!"

"How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews"

"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"

"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."