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Joke of the Day
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
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"Someone just asked me if I liked Eminem... I told them that I did, but that I prefer Skittles."
"I tried to teach my illiterate nymphomanic girlfriend the alphabet. But she only wanted the D. I'm testing this joke here before i try it on my critics of mates."
"clean jokes What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear? Your unbearable"
"Forrest Whitaker turned 51 today, his right eye turned 47."
"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."
"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."
"Um, guys, whaddya do with a 5 y.o. at an aquarium who's hysterical because she sees Dory in a tank and I kind of need to know right now."
"How do you know if a girl is hungry or horny? Give her a cucumber and see what hole she puts it in. How do know if she's hungry & horny? When she sits on the cucumber and then eats the pickle."
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"