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Joke of the Day

"Your mom is so fat She's the trunk of the family tree"

"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."

"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"

"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""

"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."

"April Fool's Day pregnancy jokes stopped being fun when my parents started getting excited instead of scared."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month."""

"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."

"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"