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Joke of the Day

"Friend: Can I borrow a pen? Me: Sure! *looks in purse* *pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat* Me: Sorry, no pen. :("

"What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!*"

"The best joke of them all You."

"What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives? Munchkin."

"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"

"How did the feminist die? Alone"

"I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012"

"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."

"When is the worst time to get Cancer? North of the equator."

"What do you call graveyard shenanigans? Tombfoolery."