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Joke of the Day

"My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy"

"Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does."

"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."

"Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either"

"A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery"

"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."

"I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use ""sliced bread"" as our basis for great inventions."

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"

"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"

"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."