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Joke of the Day

"""Honey, you're not really nice to your son"" ""Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"""

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."

"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"

"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""

"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American."

"""Morning guys"" ""HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPERMAN!"" - Clark Kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses"

"I think I love my girlfriend... But I need to ask Rudy Guliani to be sure."

"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"

"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."