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Joke of the Day

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."

"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"

"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"

"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."

"what do you call a French OP a baguette"

"Finals come around and now you like the library? Name 3 of their songs"

"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."

"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"

"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."