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Joke of the Day

"I think I love my girlfriend... But I need to ask Rudy Guliani to be sure."

"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with."

"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"

"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""

"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"

"I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this"

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"A priest, rapist, and a child molestor walk into a bar Then he ordered a drink."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."