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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American."
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"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer X-post from /r/imsmartandthisisfunny"
"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."
"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."
"Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too"
"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."
"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"