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"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"
"I think that even the most strident libertarian would agree that the US founders never envisioned the unchecked powers of the Girl Scouts."
"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."
"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
"I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked ""Which doctor?"" I replied ""No, a medical one."""
"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."
"What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out out of them."
"Girls say all men are the same. Why they have so many problems choosing one then?!"