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Joke of the Day
"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"
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"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."
"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"
"Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one."
"What's worse than losing one arm? Losing both your arms."
"Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal."
"""I can't believe we're selling this house. So many memories. Man, if walls could talk..."" WALL: ""I saw you vacuum up your kid's hamster."""
"Two drummers walk into a bar... Ba dum tssh."
"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"
"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"