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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked ""Which doctor?"" I replied ""No, a medical one."""

"What did Stephen Hawking name his new hair salon The Curl Up and Dye"

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."

"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"

"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"

"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."

"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."