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Joke of the Day
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
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"A tornado is about 5 minutes away and our satellite is out. I hope our house lands somewhere where the cable works!"
"Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip."
"What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk"
"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"
"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."
"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."