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Joke of the Day
"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."
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"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety pills? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."
"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."
"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""
"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."
"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."
"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."
"My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab"