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Joke of the Day

"A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite."

"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."

"Whats the most handiest tool ever? A Hand!"

"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."

"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"

"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

"What's the capital of Greece? The G"

"What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes? Karma, Whores."