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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"

"My Executive Director said to me ""Well aren't you an eager beaver"" I was like ""Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"""

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"A dickhead is talking to an asshole When suddenly they yell ""OH SHIT!"""

"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"

"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""

"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."

"What do you call a Crazy Female Deer? A Doenut"