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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"
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"I laughed a lot harder than I should have Man: do you know why fat people are so comfortable? Lady: why? Man : because they eat so much comfort food"
"IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?"
"Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?"
"""goodbye, cruel world"" *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*"
"You wanna read a joke? My internet points"
"I just got sucker punched by a guy with no dick. He came out of nowhere."
"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"