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Joke of the Day

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal? A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his reading for 'Beautiful You' in Phoenix last night."

"Next year is going to be directed by Hideaki Anno... It'll be 2015+1"

"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"

"Life is complex... it has both real and imaginary components."

"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."

"I bought a timeshare on a racehorse. It's a nightmare."

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

"Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The more money you have, the more options you have."

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"