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"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"Why should sailors eat crabapples? For the vitamin sea."
"How could I forget, mate? At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: ""I am a country member!"" and the other said: ""Oh, I remember!"""
"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
"Stop saying ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!"
"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"