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Joke of the Day
"Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?"
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"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."
"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""
"Alcoholics don't run in my family They stumble around and break things"
"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"
"Good artists copy, great artists steal I wrote that."
"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."
"Why didn't George RR Martin (GOT author) use Twitter? Because he killed all the 140 characters."
"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay."
"What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz? You got a friend in me."