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Joke of the Day

"[REPOST] How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him."

"Have anyone heard that band The Prevention? They are WAY better than The Cure."

"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."

"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"

"People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle."

"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"

"what was the last thing that went through Jane Wicker's mind? The Ground."

"What's ten inches long and white? Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once ;D"

"My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off."

"What did the remote controller say to the tv? I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my buttons!"