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Joke of the Day

"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."

"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"

"Actual Mechanical Advantage(AMA)"

"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."

"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all."

"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."

"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("

"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"