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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all."

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"Yo mamma's so fat when she went on vacation, the locals correctly identified her as an American"
"Sometimes I wake up crabby. Sometimes I let her sleep in."
"Q: Where did the kittens go on a class trip? A: To the meow-seum."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"
"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"
"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"Friend: *singing along* But I'm a creep. I'm a widow. Me: Weirdo. Friend: Sorry, I'll stop. Me: No, he says...yeah okay, thanks."
"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"