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Joke of the Day
"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"
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"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."
"I tried to grab some fog on the way to work But I mist."
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!"
"You have to keep changing your clocks for daylight savings Aint nobody got time fo dat shit but apparently errybody got time fo dat shit."
"Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off."
"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"