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Joke of the Day
"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"
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"Me: [getting stabbed by criminal] buddy this seems illegal"
"The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"I love to post jokes while crossing the stre"
"Your dad is a motherfucker"
"[pitching script] WRITER: then the motorcyclist removes their helmet... PRODUCER: *yawns*...and its a woman? W: it's a burrito P: holy shit"
"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"
"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."
"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"
"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."