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Joke of the Day

"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."

"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"

"Being calm is not something I rate."

"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head."

"If the shoe fits... congratulations. You've correctly measured your feet."

"What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor"

"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."