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Joke of the Day

"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."

"The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting ""Trump is not my President"" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Pena Nieto."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"

"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."

"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."

"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."

"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."

"A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. As he walks down the street someone notices and asks ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr, it drives me nuts."""

"How do you say goodbye to German cheese? Velveetazane"