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Joke of the Day

"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."

"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"

"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"

"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."

"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""

"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."

"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."

"I used to be addicted to soap... It's okay I'm clean now."