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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"

"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"

"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."

"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."

"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."

"Bacon is like a woman it looks good it smells good it tastes good and it slowly kills men"

"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."

"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""

"Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen."