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Joke of the Day

"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."

"Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight... At least act like you've been there before."

"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."

"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"

"Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes... We haven't gotten a gig yet."

"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."

"I would never cheat on my partner. Because that would require two people to find me attractive."

"Why don't black people like tylenol? Because its white and it works."