44842

Joke of the Day

"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."

"What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi."""

"Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft"

"What do fish smoke? Seewead"

"Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head."

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming"

"Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."